Reisobian

I am everyone. I write what I feel and know. Everything recorded here is real, even when that seems unlikely or impossible. Please do not plagiarize.

Legitimate awards:

Lifetime Achievement, EvilVlog.com

Legitimate fan mail:

“You’re like James Joyce; not really intelligible or sequential.”

“I’m a big fan of Reisob Yoot.”

“reisob, if you wrote a book, i’d buy it”
“i like this short story very much”

“whenever i read any of your writing
i think about rabbits in space fixing satelites
and these are the dialogues between Team Cottontail”

“Next level shit.”
“i love you reisob.”

“Reisob Yoot is one of our computer AI posting bots. Engage it often for luck and fortune.”

“…it is an actual human being, it knows certain important keys to life, some of which it chooses to share on this very website, and we are all pronouncing it’s name incorrectly”